Archive for the ‘Relationships’ Category

List of songs to commit suicide to

August 1, 2009, Posted by admin at 3:40 pm

As a musician, I am all over music of many kinds. I have come across lots of sad songs over time and in my search for a good song that might help me commit suicide the fastest, I realized there is not a good list of suicide songs out there. So I am creating this [...]

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A reason for my absence, not for the weak hearted

July 28, 2009, Posted by admin at 10:53 pm

As you may have noticed I have not been posting for a few days. I wanted to explain myself a little. For the past 7 years, I have been with the greatest woman a man could have known. She has always been there for me, and even in our past issues we managed to move [...]

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How to push away a good woman

July 21, 2009, Posted by admin at 8:35 pm

My woman, or ex-woman doesn’t read this blog. She has better things to do. But I wanted to write this post because she finally gave up on me and threw my ring at me last night. This post is called “how to push away a good woman” because that is exactly what I did, and [...]

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I can change the planet, so can you.

July 18, 2009, Posted by admin at 7:01 pm

As I sit here alone at home I have plenty of time to think. The reason I am home alone is that my fiance and kids were invited over to a friends for hanging out and a late dinner. They have been gone since around 3:30 or so.  I was not invited because last year [...]

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My idea of the perfect job

July 14, 2009, Posted by admin at 3:08 pm

The perfect job would be to provide sperm, but not have to go to the clinic and beat it into a cup. The best way IMO would be to have a bunch of women line up and bend over a rail. Their heads can be on the other side of the curtain so you remain [...]

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