Archive for the ‘Health’ Category

List of songs to commit suicide to

August 1, 2009, Posted by admin at 3:40 pm

As a musician, I am all over music of many kinds. I have come across lots of sad songs over time and in my search for a good song that might help me commit suicide the fastest, I realized there is not a good list of suicide songs out there. So I am creating this [...]

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Those little white things in my testicles

July 15, 2009, Posted by admin at 2:00 am

You know something? I have no idea how it came to mind, but I was wondering what the hell those little white things are in a testicle. You know what I am talking about if you ever studied your balls. Can any doctors chime in here? I mean it looks like broken shards of glass [...]

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Keep your balls shaved clean to avoid “the itch”

July 14, 2009, Posted by admin at 11:58 am

So if you are gonna shave your balls, make sure you do upkeep. Otherwise in a day or two it will start growing back and your balls will itch something awful. Before you know it they will look like cherries hanging from a tree branch. If you are smart you will probably use Nair so [...]

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Found a streamlined way to shave my hairy balls!

July 13, 2009, Posted by admin at 9:18 pm

Ok, so if you have been reading my blog you know I like my balls shaved according to my previous post. Normally I would never click on my Google ads, because it is against the terms of use (unless you intend to actually buy the product). Now I can definately say that I intend to [...]

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Asshole seepage is a symptom

July 13, 2009, Posted by admin at 1:00 pm

A symptom of eating potato chips. But no need for chips here. I got asshole issues from birth. It has something to do with me farting all the time. I used to clear out classrooms in grade school. More recently, I cleared out orientation rooms at places of employment. Imagine being in a multi-tiered seating [...]

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Can a guy shave his balls in peace?

July 12, 2009, Posted by admin at 8:46 pm

Now I know what you are going to say. But no, I’m not gay. I just like to keep my hair out of food that I give to women With that said. I like my balls and surrounding areas shaved. Besides, it makes my wang look bigger instead of playing stake-out behind that bush. The [...]

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