The question is: There is a village where the barber shaves all those and only those who do not shave themselves. Who shaves the barber? This question was asked on Yahoo Answers and featured on the homepage for some god awful reason. The following answer (even though flawed) was chosen as best answer: OK. take [...]
Not really. LOL. You come across alot of these “gurus” who make a ton of money with google adsense and you ask yourself what you are doing wrong. Well, I will tell you. You do not have a screenshot like this one. If you did, then you are a guru…. Or you are using a [...]
Ok, so this is what aparently Yahoo! considers news. No wonder why their finances are in the trash. Aparently while the crews at the space station were working on some heavy handed shit, their shitter took a crap (pun intended). One of the two toilets on the space station got backed up. The article goes [...]
The old one was ripped. I got a wood one and I hope I don’t get a splinter in my ass. But my luck, the damn screw snapped when I was tightening it, so I have to get a new screw. Until then I can’t crap for fear of breaking the seat. It is only [...]
Any readers in the Quad Cities want to do a PodCast with me? Someone who has balls and does not mind talking about shit others would stay away from. I think nasty and comedy. If you are in the QC and can fit the bill then drop me a comment.
I was just checking in on my Google Webmaster Tools statistics and found that I am ranked #3 on Google for “guy shaving his balls” without the quotes at the time of this writing. I guess I will be known for the dude who likes a soft hard-on LOL. I wonder if anything about my [...]
The perfect job would be to provide sperm, but not have to go to the clinic and beat it into a cup. The best way IMO would be to have a bunch of women line up and bend over a rail. Their heads can be on the other side of the curtain so you remain [...]
Have you ever farted in the bathtub to make bubbles? – Guilty Have you ever enjoyed the aroma of your own fart? – Guilty Have you dated someone while fucking their sister? – Guilty Have you ever eaten pussy and almost choked on a hair? – Guilty Have you ever stolen toilet paper from a [...]
So if you are gonna shave your balls, make sure you do upkeep. Otherwise in a day or two it will start growing back and your balls will itch something awful. Before you know it they will look like cherries hanging from a tree branch. If you are smart you will probably use Nair so [...]
Let us count down: Masturbating late at night because of sexual neglect by selfish bitches. Realizing you forgot to wash your hands afterwards when you already started eating, then deciding that you are too lazy now to take care of that particular detail. Listening to old music that you have to make sure nobody is [...]
