Keep your balls shaved clean to avoid “the itch”
July 14, 2009, Posted by admin at 11:58 am
So if you are gonna shave your balls, make sure you do upkeep. Otherwise in a day or two it will start growing back and your balls will itch something awful. Before you know it they will look like cherries hanging from a tree branch.
If you are smart you will probably use Nair so you don’t worry about dicing up your tomatoes. Put it on with gloves and in 5 minutes you can just pluck the duck without saying “fuck!”.
And for the ladies out there, PLEASE don’t put on Nair in the bathtub. My woman made that mistake about 2 years ago. Her whohaa started burning bcuz it got on her butterfly-porkchop, and she was instantly doing a V-for-Victory under the faucet trying to cool it off.
