I got a new toilet seat
July 15, 2009, Posted by admin at 10:31 pm
The old one was ripped. I got a wood one and I hope I don’t get a splinter in my ass. But my luck, the damn screw snapped when I was tightening it, so I have to get a new screw. Until then I can’t crap for fear of breaking the seat. It is only being held down by one screw.
Maybe I can do like women in public bathrooms and hover.
