Scoop Bucket

I get alot of crap from readers here and there. Especially the book worms. They tend to think that because I am abrasive that I am probably dumb too. Well guess what. I probably have a higher IQ than you do. If I wasn’t too busy trying to prevent the cops from coming to my house at 3am then I would probably working at NASA, or perhaps developing a cure for AIDS.

You shouldn’t judge me because of my extensive posts on my nutsack. Or the fact that I prefer sex over light conversation. I happen to know what I want and I go for it. Life is too short to beat around the bush. I HATE fake people. People who pretend to like you, but most likely talk shit about you with their fiance when they get home. Or people who smile at you but are thinking they wish you would just leave.

If you don’t like me, don’t fucking read my blog. Fuck off. For every you there is six of me out there. And if you do enjoy living life then I welcome you here.