Scoop Bucket

Ok, so this is what aparently Yahoo! considers news. No wonder why their finances are in the trash. Aparently while the crews at the space station were working on some heavy handed shit, their shitter took a crap (pun intended). One of the two toilets on the space station got backed up. The article goes into great detail on the toilet situation. LOL.

Now I AM one to complain, and this is the stupidest piece of news I have ever read. I have a solution to the multi-million dollar Russian toilet getting clogged… BLOW THE SHIT OUT!

Apparently they see the toilet thing as a crisis, but as any poor man knows in a big family, a line will form. It is not a big deal really. Someone’s going to have to hold their johnson and wait in pain until the other person is done reading the latest Popular Mechanics articles and decides to flush. Or perhaps a handy space-aged plunger is in order. Just a guess but I think that maybe they can use the vacuum of space as the power source for unclogging that drain. But who am I to make assumptions, I am not an engineer.

If I were an astronaut I would happily carry around one of the bedtime shitters I see on late night commercials/infomercials that allows senior citizens to pee in their sleep without wearing a diaper. Hell, I want one of those now, but my fiance thinks it’s disgusting and called me a lazy ass.

Well I hope they get this toilet crisis out of the way or it just might be the end of space exploration as we know it.