Asshole seepage is a symptom
A symptom of eating potato chips. But no need for chips here. I got asshole issues from birth. It has something to do with me farting all the time. I used to clear out classrooms in grade school. More recently, I cleared out orientation rooms at places of employment. Imagine being in a multi-tiered seating situation when the guy who’s asshole is eye to eye with your eyes. Then he rips the loudest beast of a fart you have ever heard. On top of that, he ate chili and burritos the day before and it has yet to settle.
Well it’s not my fault my ass is faulty. Fuck off if you don’t like it. I refuse to hold my inner gas-ass.
I challenge all of my readers to pass the loudest fart imaginable in a full room today. Try not to give a shit about what others think. They know their shit stinks too.
