10 Guilty Pleasures (you know you have them)
July 13, 2009, Posted by admin at 9:36 pm
Let us count down:
- Masturbating late at night because of sexual neglect by selfish bitches.
- Realizing you forgot to wash your hands afterwards when you already started eating, then deciding that you are too lazy now to take care of that particular detail.
- Listening to old music that you have to make sure nobody is around for, so you don’t get caught.
- Singing along with said music.
- Looking down the shirts of women who clearly forgot their bra when they left the house and decide to bend down in front of you.
- Farting next to someone you know will throw up because of it (yeah it’s that powerful).
- Blaming that fart on someone else.
- Posting your opinion on Craigslist in the form of a RE: to call someone out on their bullshit.
- Leaving your email address off the RE: ad so they can’t respond to you (LMAO).
- Flagging ads for free stuff on Craigslist so you can get to it first.
If you have any guilty pleasures feel free to post them in your comments below.
